So it has been a long night of drinking, dancing and partying and you are feeling famished for a bite. Well have no fear here are the perfect ingredients for the most delicious snack attack you will ever experience!
INGREDIENTS:
· Mainly hot girls (sorry guys not sexy enough)
· Unsuspecting hungry male victims
· Great food places
· All the acting skills you can muster when that intoxicated!
METHOD:
1. Approach the food shop of your choice
2. Suss out some unsuspecting male victims
3. Wait until he is just given the food and then attack!
4. In a really shocked and excited voice ask “Oh my god! That looks absolutely amazing! What is that you are eating?”
*NOTE: In 97% of cases the guy will be highly excited that you enjoy the look of what you are eating and will offer you some.
5. In the meantime have your friend distract the victim with questions
6. In this time take big bites, fast!
7. Repeat steps 1 – 6 in different food stores or other victims until your belly is satisfied!
This can serve as many people as are willing to be schneaky attackers!
I rate this recipe 5 out of 5!
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
My New Likes and Dislikes
My new likes and dislikes since I have started travelling!
LIKES:
LIKES:
- Olives
- Beds and pillows
- Sleep oh Sleep
- Vegetables
- Beer
- Wine
- Any type of cheap alcohol really!
- Busabout
- Caffeine
- Home cooked meals
- New music (Overplayed - Rhianna's umbrella, Justins Sexy back)
- GHD
- German beer wenches
DISLIKES:
- My backpacks (packing, carrying, repacking, carrying)
- Wheat, beans or any other cheap processed food
- No sleep
- Smelly people
- Snorers
- Bed bugs
- Hangovers
- Waiting for a shower
- Losing my sunnies when hungover (ahh the sun)
- Not remembering the night before
- Remebering the night before
- Female workers (cant get your way)
- Macedonia
- Not being able to shower for long periods of time
- Smoking (damn Greece)
- Sleezy Italians
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